...you take out your dentures and put them in your pocket because they're bothering you, then proceed to lose them and have to retrace your steps for the rest of the day, with the bank being your fourth stop along the way.
You might be even more of a redneck if...
...you loudly proclaim to the entire bank that you've misplaced your dentures after removing them because they were uncomfortable, and ask if anyone's seen them.
(Alternately titled: Welcome to Oconee county. Nothing could have prepared you. Run for the hills. Actually, stay put. This could make for a few great stories some day.)
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